Gerrymandering Won't Fit In Scrabble

Aug 20

Self-Loathing, Null Points

Here I saw an ad on a Pepsi bottle that said “Win a camcorder every 10 minutes”. Why on earth would you need a new camcorder every 10 minutes? WHAT ON EARTH COULD YOU BE FILMING?

I can’t have been the only child who grew up watching Sabrina The Teenage Witch and whenever they mentioned their “lab” thought they were referring to their labias? My nine-year-old self was impressed by the openness with which they discussed their sexuality.

The Mastercard logo looks like a failed push-up bra. JS.

And I recently rented season two of Fonejacker and was quite disappointed to find out that it wasn’t about masturbation and phone sex…

LOL ever noticed when you play Solitaire on an iPod it’s called clonDIKE and what prevents water from flooding the NETHERlands is a DYKE and do you like that comedian DICK VAN DYKE and perhaps lesbians ride DYKE-cycles instead of bicycles and do bisexuals call the Spire the DYKE SPIKE and they call the new ferris wheel the Wheel of DYKE-lin and I shit you not there is an old myth called THE LITTLE BOY WHO PUT HIS FINGER IN THE DIKE… DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE DIKE

On final note, people from Malta are called Maltesers.

Good day,

Conor

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