Beast, 7 Points
The world record for the High Jump has recently been broken again and now stands at 2.40m. So congratulations to Heather Mills.
Apparently there’s a Facebook group called “Twilight has given me unrealistic in men” Eh, I’m sorry, but where’s the group called “Gilmore Girls has given me unrealistic expectations in women”?
The most awkward conversation of life happened today. Setting: The Carrigaline Court Hotel steam room. Participants: Me, Prick #1.
Me: Walking into steam room. “Ohai. Jesus it’s hot in here”
Prick #1: Grunt
Me: “This is my first time in a steam room… Yup, I’m a virgin!”
Sixty full seconds of uninterrupted, you can hear crickets chirping in the distance while your brain disengages completely from your mouth.
Me: “Eh, so. What do you do in he-“
Prick: “You just sit”
Me: “OK. And-“
Prick: “Quietly” AWKWARD
Have just watched Julie and Julia. Lemme tells ya, Meryl could make my souffle rise any day.
Conor
