Aloof, 7 Points
Did you hear? The Abbey Theatre will soon be showing a revival of the Broadway classic, Footloose. Heather Mills to star.
After seeing Jane Lynch performing Vogue for Glee, I have decided that tomorrow, I shall be jetting off to LA to seduce and wed her. Yes, she is possibly a tad to old to bear me any children. And of course there is the minor issue of her lesbianism. But true love conquers all…
The more I watch the Six One news, the more I become aware of the astonishingly obvious love triangle forming between Brian Dobson (Anchor), Jim Fahy (Western Correspondent) and Charlie Bird (Chief News Correspondent). Might as well call it the SEX-One news. I went there. The mere thought of the three of them making hot love is steaming up the screen of my 21.5-inch iMac with 4GB of RAM, 1TB of hard disk space and a 3GHz processor WITH a webcam (Aine).
I am also becoming worried for the safety of my mother in HeartGold. She appears to sit alone in an empty house all day with no one to sate her desires. I sense an affair with Professor Oak in the making. I will keep you posted. Good day.
Conor
