Evade, 8 Points
Dear makers of Tumblr: “Lightweight blogging platform” is just another way of saying “Crap blogging platform.”
The always reliable Pick Me Up Horoscope proved eerily prescient. It instructed me to buy something new. Having utmost confidence in the proven powers of astrology, I purchased Pokemon HeartGold from HMV. As soon as I walked out of the shop, someone on the street handed me a free lollipop. These events are no doubt connected in the stars. However, at 40 euro, it was quite the expensive lollipop.
Of course the weather is fine and dry when we’re in school, before snowing randomly the second we get our holidays…
In honour of HeartGold, I was going to post some Pokemon-themed pickup lines. However the pool is very small, so I’ll have to settle for:
“Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.”
It really was the best of a bad bunch. Good day.
Conor
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