Fruitful, 12 Points
Did you hear about the psychologist who fell down? It was a Freudian slip…
Let’s face it. People are not intelligent. Such as the person who posted a 100 question personality assessment online and included the following disaster of a question: “In your leisure time, do you browse the internet and other such items to pass the time?” Well obviously I answered “no” and hastily moved on to question 69.
I am afraid to report that my relationship with Doris has reached a new low. She refuses to talk dirty with me, and I am finding it increasingly difficult to turn her on. If only all women had a manual.
I would like to indulge in a somewhat racist joke, borrowed from Gran Torino. If you are easily offended, do not look away, as I aim to offend. “A German, a Asian and a Jew walk into a bar. The barman says “Get the fuck out”“.
I had best be off to worship my statue of Jack Lynskey. Good day
Conor
