Qis, 12 Points
What is the point of getting your employer-for-the-week to fill out an evaluation of you, and the hand it straight back? They most certainly will not be honest…
I have also invented a new game. It’s called Talbotingo. For the less English-inclined, it’s a mixture of “Talbot” and “Bingo”. The game is simple. Spend some time on Talbot Street and the surrounding area. Give yourself a point whenever you see any of the following events:
- Someone urinating on the street
- Someone openly smoking cannabis
- Someone of indeterminate gender
- Norwegian backpackers
- A child under the age of seven carrying a knife
A picture of any such activity results in an instant win. Unfortunately for me, I have spotted all of those things in the past week, working for the Irish Independent on Talbot Street.
I have contacted the Olympic Committee and am positive that Talbotingo will be incorporated into the Olympics by 2020.