Xi, 9 Points
I must admit I was on the verge of tears when I logged into my email and I saw that fateful message: “You have been outbid…”. As if I have more than 10 euro to spend on a GameBoy.
I also think that old people should have to the full fare on the bus. Here I am, rummaging around my wallet to try to find 65c, then in strolls Oldie McArthritis and gets on for free! Outrageous fails to sum it up.
After the fallout from the regrettable octopodes incident (Regrettable because it made me look like a know-it-all. Which I am.) I would like to bring everyone’s attention to the fact that Wikipedia, the mothership of knowledge, in fact has the gall to use octopuses. Contemptable.
Valentine’s Day promises to be sizzling with erotic tension as I head off for a very romantic badminton match in Terenure. I had better bring a few condoms just in case…
Good day
